Flashing Obscenity

I like candy. I think too much. I don't write enough. I'm introspective to a fault, and I don't like stepping in dogshit. Take it as you will.

If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?

Dolly Alderton (via gaslightgoodbye)

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badwolfsvortex asked: I LOVE YOUR FACE

I ALSO LOVE YOUR FACE AND I MISSS IT AND YOUR FACE AND ALOCHOL IS A GOLDEN GOD OF UM BOOZE I GUESS?

givemeyourcacti:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

heartnmavin:

anescapedfish:

positiveclarity:

all-in-all-love:

ask-monsuir-grantaire:

doughnut-tax-outrage:

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

tyleroakley:

Yikes.

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT ANY SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WOULD TELL YOU TO DO.

So she’s getting punished for doing the right thing? She should have let her friend drive drunk? Should she have let her friend kill herself in an auto accident? 

Reblogged it before and i’ll fucking reblog it again.

glad bhs isnt like this

WAIT I KNOW HER WTF?

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS KILLED

Whats the school got to do with it though? This happened outside of school hours so why are they getting involved?

Welcome to America.

good ol massachusetts
Same exact thing would probably happen in plymouth tbh

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Just because your pain is understandable, doesn’t mean your behavior is acceptable.

Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via derikisu)

Keep this one in your back pocket for the next time someone acts like an ass and then tells you they’ve been through a lot of stuff. Respectful and yet still firmly keeping respect for yourself. 

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truthology:

Ignoring your feelings rarely ever solves anything. Emotions that haven’t been dealt with will always resurface.

much like a fart.

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